Urban Dictionary is surprisingly accurate.

So after reading another blog, I decided to Urban Dictionary my name.  I don't care if thats not a verb, it is now.  This is what Urban Dictionary had to say about me:

• A very pretty girl who is shy at first but then she will open up. She is very trustworthy and has a great sense of humor. She falls for people fast and doesn't trust easily. She is beautiful inside and out people just don't realize it..... yet. Shes kickass and a great friend to have.

• The most beautiful and loving person i have ever met...i love her and she can be the best peroson ever

1. kind
2. loving
3. beautiful
4. sporty
 

•  A very cool person. A Natalie is loved by everybody. She is too good for words to desctibe.

 

• A Natalie is a amazing girl and any man would be SO LUCKY to have her, she is a natural beauty and her charms could charm anyone,

 

• A kind, caring, cool and very funny person who is one of th enicest people you will ever meet. =) she never has a bad word to say about anyone and is a 100% reliable friend.

 

• An outstandingly beautiful, extremely special, supermegafoxyawesomehot girl with a sublime mind and an enchanting smile.

 

• a very sexy, hot, attractive girl whos good in bed. and the closet. and in the bathroom. has awesome taste in music and knows how to dance to it. rocking body.

Just in case you're wondering, I didn't write these entries myself.  I am far too busy to write this many entries about myself.  Furthermore, I think Urban Dictionary captured my essence quite nicely...or perhaps I have a few stalkers I do not know about.  In the latter case, I think I may need to buy a taser.  So if you don't know me, I suggest you take Urban Dictionary's description very seriously and don't judge by what I happen to write on this blog because I'm sure at times it will seem like I'm a psycho bitch, who has constant brain farts, and should probably return to high school because she can barely function in the "real" world...whatever the "real" world is.  Am I implying by putting it in quotes that the "real" world is in fact, not real? I don't even know.  At least I'm not using air quotes, but then again it would be quite hard to convey that through a blog.